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17

Sep

zamii070:

chingyshinji:

I almost bought this for $5 at the dollar store

DO IT AND SEND IT TO ME

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

(Source: 500px.com)

(Source: villagedrunk)

dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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(Source: ruinedchildhood)

lanactrlaltdelrey:

hugoaguilera:

"hey can you do me a favor?"

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"but-"

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when people take your url off a post and try to pass it off as their own

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(Source: versaceslut)

captinsoldier:

#that’s it #that’s the entire character #’you can’t pick fights with people three times your size t hey’re gonna pummel you’ #’WE’LL SEE’ #’you can’t join the army steve #you’ll die #’you can’t go beyond enemy lines to rescue your friend steve it’s suicide #’you can’t save your brainwashed boyfriend he’s going to kill you’ #on va voir: an autobiography by steve grant rogers #’i didn’t sign up for this: a foreword by natasha romanoff’ (x)
meme4u:

nothing yet

(Source: hoohah)